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Score: 9
Nuclear Wasteland

"Good stuff"

submission: Nuclear Wasteland
date: July 29, 2009

My favorite part was the ;ast scene, with the "In case of HL3" plaque over the crowbar.

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Score: 9
Dude I Totally Miss You

"Nice job"

date: January 7, 2009

Lip syncing was pretty good, and the humor was seemingly omnipresent. I also liked the presence of a hookah, because they're very socially intended devices and are great at helping friends chill out together.

January 7, 2009

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I agree 100%

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Score: 10
Frost'D

"Holy shit"

submission: Frost'D
date: December 27, 2008

That was excellent! I really enjoyed how his melting seemed like an analog for drunkenness at first, and then turned horribly grotesque (as far as melting snowmen are concerned lol). Good stuff, favorited.

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Score: 10
There She Is!! final step

"This was amazing."

date: December 20, 2008

Definitely worth the wait. I like how all of the characters fleshed out to this point, and it's overall a great way to end the series. Iwatching it, I was worried that it might not end right, like something would be missing, but there wasn't.
Animation was definitely a 10. Not going to try and dispute that.
Music was great too, I'll give it a 10. I went with subtitles because I wanted to know what the song was about, rather than just knowing it feels right.
One thing I have to say is that every episode of your series was something new. It was so amazing how well you illustrated the differences of the characters and how they gradually learned to accept one another. I'm sad that there want; be another one to wait for.

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Score: 7
Paffendorf Dance - MBI

"I liked it"

date: October 6, 2008

But it's not as good as your other stuff. Honestly though, looking at your work, I think you're too hard a critic on yourself, though I guess that's the sign of a true artist, eh? I have the same problem, and it's why I never submit anything. You still kick ass though, I like your style and choice of inspiration.

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Score: 8
MOAPAC - Episode 1

"Interesting stuff"

submission: MOAPAC - Episode 1
date: September 14, 2008

I like how the story was laid out, but it definitely seemed to progress slower due to a lapse in dialog by the characters. I thought the humor was definitely a 10 of 10, i got a big kick out of the whole thing. Aside from the cartoon antics, my friends and I get on in the same way. I think the last scene was great, too, though it's not what I expected. I thought it was going to involve the key somehow going down the wrong pipe.

September 14, 2008

Author's Response:

hahaha anything could of happened but we decided to make it even more silly then we could imagin.

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Score: 10
FrameByFrame

"Nice job!"

submission: FrameByFrame
date: September 10, 2008

This piece had a very fluid quality, and I thoroughly enjoyed the music. Everything was very smooth and supple, but had some sort of command as if to say, "Watch me. I am beautiful."

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Score: 3
Epilepsy Ball

"Annoying? yes."

submission: Epilepsy Ball
date: June 26, 2008

A game? No. Games can be won. I actually could look past the whole rapid color shift idea the entire time I was playing until I realized there was no way for me to get the ball into the computer's court. The computer was set to track the dead center of the ball the entire time it was in play, meaning if you kept hitting the ball, you'd always be playing. I let the score sail up to 1099 and then shifted my paddle to the opposite side of the screen so the ball wouldn't touch my paddle anymore. If you make another game, make it beatable. It can be hard as hell, as long as there's actually an ending in which the player doesn't have to lose the game. Also, I'm not sure if this happened to everyone, but right when my score hit 50 the music stopped. The music was bad too. Other than that, the controls worked and everything except replay value, a point, and a fulfilling waste of time were there.

July 18, 2008

Author's Response:

No? i banged ur mum.

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Score: 9
Transformers Gay Robots!

"Wow!"

date: June 26, 2008

This was pretty funny, but I would've enjoyed some background music. It reminded me of the My Way parodies, because they've done transformers too. I think if it was a little longer, didn't loop, and had music, it'd be perfect. The comedy was good, but I didn't actually laugh because I'm exhausted right now and can't really muster a giggle or anything. I think I might've laughed a pretty reasonable amount...but rest assured, I did enjoy your submission. Don't take any crap from people who say you're not original, because those guys probably like sprite flashes or flashes based on trademarked superheroes.

June 27, 2008

Author's Response:

Thank you very much, it was my first shot. I'm sure the quality will go up as I get my stride.

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Score: 9
Heroes of Cybertron

"Not amazing, but..."

date: June 26, 2008

This movie was made 8 years ago, I remember seeing it then and thinking it was the shit. I averaged how I felt about it then and how I feel about it now and I settled on a nine with the review and a five for your submission, because 4.65 isn't an option. I've always been a fan of the transformers, and it would seem that your fanaticism runs much deeper than mine :). It's not a bad thing, especially not in this case. Good work on this older submission, and it really shows that, despite how well this turned out, you've utterly surpassed it.

June 30, 2008

Author's Response:

haha awesome review man thanks

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